all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
i drank out of a bidet.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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