My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
