I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
40s are totally the cure
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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