just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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