whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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