We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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