You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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