Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
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Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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