We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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