in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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