so that wasnt chicken after all
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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