I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Hippo gnu deer
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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