He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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