Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so explain again why im purple
no
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
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She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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