You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
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me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
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