I like to think it a success when the cops are called
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
