That's intense
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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