There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
