Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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