I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Come see our sink grown plant.
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
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sex in a hospital.. check
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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