they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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