I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Operation Purity has been aborted
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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