So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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