do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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