hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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