do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
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I don't deserve a penis
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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