it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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