she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
She even gives head with a lisp.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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