just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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