Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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