She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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