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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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