perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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