You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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