is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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