8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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