she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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