I wannas sexs uuuuu
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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