What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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