dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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