never play flip cup with pint glasses
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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