dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
You're like the curious george of whores
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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