It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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