He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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