with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I am spending my child support on dildos
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
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he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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