But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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