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sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
