no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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