Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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