Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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