How'd it feel making her break her religion?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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Have fun and good luck.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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