he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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