Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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